Nerds & Narwhals

This is a comedy adventure game based off Zork, D&D, and Kingdom of Loathing.
All ratio's for stats,rolls, and such have been compiled, but here I will give you your character create info, we three shall each get 1 character.

1.Races: Each race has it's own stat affects when we get into stats, but that is step 3. There are many more races/subraces that you could be turned into, but that comes later.
Average Joe(Human)
Midgets(Gnomes)
Beefy Midgets(Dwarves)
Tree-Huggers(Elves)
Naughty Tree-Huggers(Dark Elves)
Mean Green Killing Machines(Orcs)

This is as far as I have gotten until further calabaration though I do have some information on inventories, which is step five. With Further calaboration this will be edited

Every person will start with a random set of clothing, a random weapon, a random class-based item, a random support item, and three random special items, I have the three special items prepared via random.org, here was the list incase you were wondering


Bottomless Ziploc Baggie
Chuck Norris' Cell Phone Number
Smite
Instant Jello Mix
Cloak of Morality
A Couple of Strange Beans
Mutagen
Ray-Gun
Killer Jello Mix
Potion of Mid-life Crisis
Big Scroll of Strange Spells
Magic 8-Ball
Unusually large wad of counterfeit cash
Thy Holy Grail
Munch Munch's Bone
Jack-in-the-bomb 3x
Resonance Crystal


Derrick:
1 Smite- This ability does 999999 dmg to a selected target
A Bottomless Ziploc Baggie- You stuff infinty into this and it still wouldn't fill! Though, I guess it could be challenging to get things out of it.
Thy Holy Grail- What could you do with this?

Anthony:
A Resonance Crystal- Hmmmmm?
Potion of Mid-life Crisis- With this you can at any point you can switch you race and class, but you will get a random list of races and classes that could or could not have been on the original.
Magic 8-Ball- Should I give him this item?*shakes*

Jacob:
Jack-in-the-bomb 3x- It's funny isn't it?
Mutagen- When stuck into something it mutates it, in a good way and a bad!
Chuck Norris' Cell Phone Number- Many uses!

My race will be of the Naughty Tree-Huggers . I will enjoy the use of my Potion of Midlife Crisis! I will have a category created in the OOC and RP forums for Nerds and Narwhales.

Yours dubiously,
Anthony

Classes, I shall give you 10, the eight generics, and then two randoms which will be sub-classes of the others.
Alignments: G=Good N=Neutral E=Evil Some are able to be all, but are more likely to be certain ones! With all Alignments you can twist and turn their abilities to match that alignment, like if you were a Evil Cleric, instead of heal wounds it would be cause wounds!

Brainless Bloodthirster(Warrior) Bonuses where it comes to physical dmg and hardiness, otherwise....G/N/E
Sneaky Conartist(Theif) Stealth and Stinginess are their thing, but up front fights, and well.... G/N/E
Ninja(ranger) Kungpow! Agility and fighting strength! Not as hardy though!G/N/E
Magical Nerd(Wizard) Super High Damage! Later on.. early game, squishy as jello! G/N/E
Rightious Fury!(Paladin) He is Hard to kill and somewhat magical! GOOD ONLY!
The Slighty less holy healer(Cleric) Support! Magical and possibly hard to kill! Can be G/N/E
Grand Treehugger(Druid) Magical, cannot use or wear anything metal, only neutral! Hard to play
BodyGuards(Guardian) A Tank! Super Hard to kill, lacking in other category's G/N/E
Specialties:
Show Off Sorcerer(Illusionist) This one will be the hardest to play, but very good later. Even more magic based than the Magical Nerd G/N/E
Magitech Engineer: He combines future,modern, and magical powers into one! Very General in abilties, can do high dmg! G/N/E

Can my Naughty Treehugger be a Magitech Engineer?

There are no class restrictions, so yes, feel free, I am not including the race-based restrictions from D&D